Attention Citizens

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This has been a test of the Hack General Manger System. The Pirates owner in your area uses this system to test the fans' tolerance. If Littlefield had been an actual general manager, the Pirates wouldn't trade players like Craig Wilson and Aramis Ramirez for nothing and he wouldn't hire people like Jim Tracy who seem to care nothing about winning or losing. No word as to the conclusion of this test of the Hack General Manager System.

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